Quotes about girls dating jerks
Well, here are some funny quotes about men (don't take it in an offensive manner guys!) that will add colors to your day."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ~ Sacha Guitry"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." ~ Duane Dewel"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Hope you had a good time laughing your heart out while reading these funny quotes about men.I'd like to add a disclaimer: This is to be taken in a light manner and is not meant to offend the feelings of men.As Ronan Keating has rightly sung 'Life is a roller coaster', life has its own share of ups and downs with some days being filled with bliss and others being so gloomy that nothing seems right.
Given below are some funny sayings about men that is sure to have you in splits."Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes"Men are like pumpkins. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~ Unknown"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.
'Hold my purse'." ~ Unknown"Marriage is give and take.
You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." ~ Anonymous"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things." ~ Jilly Cooper"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest." ~ Roseanne Barr"Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." ~ Helen Rowland"There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast." ~ Helen Rowland"Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near." ~ Helen Rowland"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." ~ Woodrow Wyatt"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." ~ Brendan Francis"A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in." ~ Mae West"A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
I am done dating dozens of d**kheads who’d come back to the proverbial well to drink from the pails-of-fun spilling from all over me but would want nothing to do with me after a fun-night-ride where his d**k-flexion kinda failed the test!
But most of all, I think you haven’t ever been told ‘why’ to date a fat girl!